BtVS Season 6 Quotes:


Bargaining, Part 1 (s6e1)

Buffybot: That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo!

Giles: You might have let me in on your plan while he throttled me.
Spike: Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea.

Willow: And I got her off those knock-knock jokes.
Buffybot: Ooh! Who's there?
Xander: You know, if we want her to be exactly...
Spike: She'll never be exactly.
Xander: I know.
Tara: The only really real Buffy is really Buffy.
Giles: And she's gone. Buffybot: We want her to be exactly she'll never be exactly I know the only really real Buffy is really Buffy and she's gone who?

Xander: Excuse me? Who made you the boss of the group?
Anya: You did.
Tara: You said Willow should be boss.
Anya: And then you said "let's vote," and it was unanimous...
Tara: And then you made her this little plaque, that said "Boss of Us", you put little sparkles on it...
Xander: Valid points, all.

Anya: Discovery Channel has monkeys. And our tape machine's all wonky.

Buffybot: I'm sorry I doubted you, Spike. You know I admire your brain almost as much as your washboard abs.

Bargaining, Part 2 (s6e2)

Anya: Why aren't they here?
Tara: I don't know.
Anya: They could be hurt. Xa-Xander could be lying somewhere, broken and bleeding, calling out my name.
Tara: Anya...
Anya: Like that. Oh God!

Willow: Xander, it's not a bug. It's Tara. Come on.
Xander: And how long have you known that your girlfriend's Tinkerbell?

Tara: Nobody messes with my girl.

Flooded (s6e4)

Buffy: Now, about my loan. I'm not saying I'm charging you for saving your life or anything but... Let's talk rates.

Willow: Okay, lemme make you mad again. Uh, ready? Umm... Last semester, I slept with Riley.
Buffy: And you know, I really doubt it.
Willow: Caught me. Big fib. To cover up the sleazy affair I had with Angel.
Buffy: Will, what the hell are you doing?
Willow: Pissing you off?
Buffy: Yes, true. Why?

Buffy: They all care so much it... makes it all harder.
Spike: I'm not sure I followed you round that bend, lov.
Buffy: I don't know... I just... I feel like I'm spending all of my time trying to be okay, so they don't worry. That's exhausting. And then I...
Spike: And that makes them worry even more. You want me to take them out? Give me a helluva headache but I could probably thin the herd a little.



Once More with Feeling (s6e7)

Buffy: Well, I'm not exactly quaking in my stylish yet affordable boots, but there's definitely something unnatural going on here. And that doesn't usually lead to hugs and puppies.

Dawn: Oh my God. You will never believe what happened at school today.
Buffy: Everybody started singing and dancing?
Dawn: I gave birth to a pterodactyl.
Anya: Oh my God, did it sing?

Anya: Will you still make me waffles when we're married?
Xander: No, I'll only make them for myself. But by California law, you will own half of them.

Xander: Somebody set people on fire? That's nuts.
Anya: I don't know. One more verse of our little ditty and I would have been looking for a gas can.
Giles: Clearly, emotions are running high. But, uh, as far as I can tell, these people burnt up from the inside; spontaneously combusted. I've only seen the one. I was able to examine the body while the police were taking witness arias.

Buffy: So, Dawn's in trouble... must be Tuesday.

Xander: Does this mean that I have to... be your queen?
Sweet: It's tempting. But I think we'll waive that clause just this once.