BtVS Season 7 Quotes:


Buffy vs Dracula (s5e1)

Xander (watching Buffy and Riley): I'm exhausted just looking at those two. All the splashing and jumping and running... Shouldn't relaxing involve less exertion?
Anya: Absolutely. Exertion can lead to sweatiness.
Tara: Which can cause the pain and heartbreak of stinkiness. Better to just stay put.
Willow: I think we've just put our finger on why we're the sidekicks.

Xander: The, uh, fire's not cooperating. It's comforting to know that I lack the culinary finesse of a caveman.

Buffy: So lemme get this straight. You're... (in accent) "Dracula." The guy, the count.
Dracula: I am.
Buffy: And you're sure this isn't just some fanboy thing? Cause ... I've fought more than a couple of pimply overweight vamps that called themselves Lestat.

Xander: You don't wanna come back to my place?
Anya: It's whites day, remember? The bleach smell makes me nauseous. (Walks off)
Xander: Fine. I suppose Dracula doesn't use bleach, huh? He's a darks-only man.

Xander: "Blood"? Yes! Yes! I will serve you, your excellent spookiness. Or master. I'll just stick with master.
Dracula: You are strange and off-putting. Go now.

Giles: (after falling to the basement) Oh, good show, Giles. Uhh... at least you didn't get knocked out for a change. (Three female vampires crawl over him) Oh ... oh, ladies. You would ... be the three sisters, yes? E-excellent, right. Uh, I'd heard that you were myth ... obviously erroneous.

Dracula: You are resisting.
Buffy: Looks like.
Dracula: Come here. Come to me.
Buffy: You know, I really think the thrall has gone out of our relationship. But I want to thank you for opening up my eyes a little.
Dracula: What is this?
Buffy: My true nature. You want a taste?

Riley: Come on, come on. Grab my hand.
Giles: Thank God you came.
Riley: Come on!
Giles: There was no possible escape. Oh, my shoe. Silly me, I'll just pop-
Riley: No no no, sir! (pulls him up) No more chick pit for you. Come on.

Xander: Where is he?? Where's the creep that turned me into his spider-eating man-bitch?
Buffy: He's gone.
Xander: Dammit! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey!
Buffy: Check. No more butt-monkey.
Riley: It coulda been worse. At least you weren't making time with the dracu-babes like Giles here.
Giles: I was not making time! I, I was, uh, just about to kill those, uh, loathsome creatures when Riley interrupted me.
Riley; You were gonna nuzzle 'em to death?

Real me (s5e2)

Harmony: Mort, just give us ... a couple minutes, 'kay? (turns back to Spike) He's really testy. Some of us were thinking of voting him out of the gang.
Spike: Gang?
Harmony: Oh, yeah. I've got my own gang now.
Spike: Is that what those circus freaks are?
Harmony: Uh huh. I mean ... shut up! We're gonna kill the slayer.
Spike: Singing my song now, are you? You should pay me royalties for that one, or at least get your own tune.
Harmony: I'm not gonna make the same mistakes you did. I've been doing my homework, reading books and stuff.
Spike: What, Evil for Dummies? Look at you, all puffed up and mighty, thinking you're the new Big Bad. It's, uh ... well, let's face it, it's adorable.

Buffy: No. Not all better. I mean, it's not like Dawn hasn't grown up in this house knowing all the rules. Especially the biggie! Numero one-oh. "Do not invite bloodsucking dead people into our house." I mean, please. I would never have Harmony over even when she was alive.

I was made to love you (s5e15)

Ben: Was that guy bothering you? Should I, um, offer to get inappropriately violent or something?
Buffy: No.
Ben: Good, 'cause, honestly, I don't wanna.

Buffy (to April): Excuse me. Hi. Um, uh, maybe you and I could talk. You know, 'cause, throwing Spike through a window, (pauses and grins) well, that's really good... um, but, you know, generally speaking...

Anya: She could do a lot of damage by then.
Xander: To who, Spike? See how vigorously I don't care. She was looking for this Warren, but it didn't sound like she wanted to hurt him. She said he's her boyfriend.
Willow: I agree. I'm not sure this is a code red. Hey, is there a code pink? We need more codes.
Buffy: Okay. We'll track down Warren tomorrow. Tonight I better go rescue Giles. He's been watching Dawn while my mom's out on her date, and I have a feeling there's only so much he can take.
Tara: Oh, Giles and Dawnie? I bet they ended up having a blast.
(Cut to) Giles: Dear God, Buffy, there's only so much I can take. We're going to have to change the system. A fourteen-year-old's too old to be babysat, and it's not fair on her.
Buffy: What'd she make you do?
Giles: Um, well, we listened to aggressively cheerful music sung by people chosen for their ability to dance ... then we ate cookie dough and talked about boys.
Buffy: I'm sorry. I'm very very sorry, but if it makes you feel any better, my 'fun time Buffy party night' involved watching a robot throw Spike through a window, so if you wanna trade... No ... wait ... I wouldn't give that memory up for anything.
Giles: A robot? Sounds interesting.
Buffy: We're gonna work on it in the morning. I mean, unless you wanna stay for a while, and then you and I could... (Joyce walks in)
Joyce: Who wants to hear everything?
Buffy: ...listen to my mom talk about boys.
Giles: Right, must go. See you tomorrow. Bye Joyce. (leaves quickly)


 Forever (s5e17)

Buffy: (looks at the sky) It's gonna be light soon.
Angel: I can stay in town as long as you want me.
Buffy: How's forever? Does forever work for you? (apologetically) That's a bad idea. I'm seriously needy right now.
Angel: Let me worry about the neediness. I can handle it.

Angel: I'm sorry.
Buffy: (firmly) No. I'm so grateful that you came, Angel. I didn't think I was gonna be able to make it through the night.
Angel: Well, we still have a few more minutes until I have to go.
Buffy: Good.


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