BtVS Season 3 Quotes:


Anne (s3e1)

Xander: And the umm... second problem I'm having. Come and get it, big boy!
Willow: Well... Well, the slayer always says a pun or witty play on words and... I think it throws the vampires off, and makes them frightened because I'm wisecracking. Okay, i didn't really have a chance to work on that one, but you try it every time!

Ken: That was not permitted!
Buffy: Yeah, but it was fun.

Ken: You, ruined... You...
Buffy: Hey Ken, wanna see my impression of Gandhi?
(whacks him with the club)
Lily: Gandhi?
Buffy: Oh, you know, if he was really pissed off.

Beauty and the Beasts (s3e4)

Willow: After sunrise if he forgets where his clothes are, they're on top of the file cabinet in his cage. I put those towels for privacy.
Xander: Ah, no worries. I can handle the Oz full Monty. I mean, not handle-handle like, uhh, 'hands to the flesh-handle'.
Willow: Okay, it's not for you, it's for me. Uhm, cause I'm still getting used to half Monty.
Xander: Oh, good. Half! You and Oz! Which half?!
Willow: Wouldn't you like to know.

Faith: All men are beasts, Buffy.
Buffy: okay, I was hoping to not get that cynical until I was at least forty.

Giles: No need to panic.
Oz: Just a thought. Poker. Not your game.

Xander: We're doing crime here, you don't sneak up during crime.
Cordelia: Have a... (sees the body) Okay! Scarred for life. Gaagh.

Cordelia: Great. Now I'm gonna be stuck with serious thoughts all day.


Lover's Walk (s3e8)

Oz (Looking at Willow's test scores): I can see why you're upset. That was my sarcastic voice.
Xander: You know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice.
Oz: I've been told that.

Cordelia: I think this is great. Now you can leave and never come back.
(Everyone turns to look at her)
Cordelia: I mean that in a positive way.

Giles: Here. I bet your mother will want to put on the refrigerator.
Buffy: Yeah. When she saw these scores her head spun around, then exploded.
Giles: I've - I've been on the Hellmouth too long. That was metaphorical, yes?
Buffy: Yes. She was happy.