Cheer to R.J.
Halfrek... .
D'Hoffryn...
Summary:
Coming soon...
Return of season6-Dawn.
Dawn getting in touch with her inner skank.
Xander remembering the good times.
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Quotes:
Xander: You're gonna live in that small room over there. I know it looks like a closet, but it's a room now. You're not gonna touch my food. I take the first shower in the morning, and if I use up all the hot water, that's your tough noogies. (to Buffy) And I hate this plan. (to Spike) Are you keeping up, or do you need some kind of English-to-ConstantPainInMyAss translation?
Spike: I'll go. This can't work.
Buffy: (to Dawn) That's not the point. I don't want a new cheerleading outfit.
Xander: It's the jacket. It's true. Something about the big letter on the chest makes girls get all swoony and crushy. I saw it all the time in school. And you couldn't just pin any old felt letter to your coat and get play... (catches himself) not that I tried.
Xander: Well, Spike definitely seems a little more cogent, less (plays with his lower lip to make a sound) bl-bl-bl-bl-bl. I'm just saying... once you get back the soul, doesn't that mean you start, like, picking up your own wet towels off the floor?
Buffy: (to Dawn) So, do you have plans later, or are you just gonna go down to the docks and wait for the fleet to come in?
Dawn: It's not a crush! Stop. You're not supposed to do this.
Anya: Crazy little lust puppies, aren't they?
Anya: (to R.J) No Buffy for you. Leave quickly now.
Willow: But you don't even know him!
Anya: Willow thinks she's in love with my boyfriend, R.J.
Anya: Well, you're gonna have to do better than that— I'd kill for him.
Xander: What the hell are you doing?
Buffy: It will. I-it already is. OK, you know, you've been out of the basement for half an hour, and you've already stopped talking to invisible people.
Spike: Bollocks.
Buffy: OK, so there was that one episode in the car, but...
Spike: No, bollocks to the whole thing. I don't need your mollycoddling.
Buffy: It's not coddling. Now go to your closet.
Xander: Now, now, let's not be hasty. (Buffy gives him a look) Not the right time.
Willow: No, but maybe you start to feel really bad about leaving them there.
Buffy: At least he's showering, and that's a refreshing and delightful change.
Buffy: Why? Because he's younger than me? You know, I'm extremely youthful and peppy.
Xander: Well, at least the yelling went away. It was starting to sound like Christmas morning with my family.
Anya: Yes, I do. I looked into him and saw his soul.
Willow: He was walking away, so unless his soul was in his ass—
Dawn: What? No! You two can't do this.
Buffy: Willow, you're a gay woman— and he isn't.
Willow: This isn't about his physical presence. It's about his heart.
Anya: His physical presence has a penis!
Willow: I can work around it!
Willow: (scoffs) You'd kill for a chocolate bar.
Willow: Proving I love R.J. the most!
Xander: Will, honey... R.J.'s a guy.
Willow: I did notice that, yeah. 'S why I'm doing my spell, 'cause, you know, he doesn't have to be.
