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D'Hoffryn...
Summary:
Coming Soon...
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Quotes:
Giles: I need you to take Spike for a few days.
Xander: How could you say I'm using you?
Anya: This isn't a relationship. You don't need me. All you care about is lots of orgasms.
Spike: I'm not having these two shag while I'm tied to a chair three feet away.
Spike: Like I'd bite you anyway.
Xander: What?
Spike: What?
Anya: What?
Spike: I'm not staying with him.
Giles: I have a friend who's coming to town and I'd like us to be alone.
Anya: Oh you mean an orgasm friend?
Giles: Yes, that's exactly the most appalling thing you could have said.
Anya: You don't care about what I think, you don't ask about my day.
Xander: You really did turn into a real girl, didn't you?
Anya: See? You make jokes during my pain.
Xander: Okay, remember how we talked about private conversations? How they're less private when they're in front of my friends?
Spike: Oh we're not your friends. Go on.
Giles: Please don't.
Xander: That's not exactly one of my fantasies either.
Xander: Oh you would.
Spike: Not bloody likely.
Xander: I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious.
Spike: All right, yeah, fine. You're a nummy treat.
Xander: And don't you forget it.
