I'm guessing it wasn't love at first sight...
Ampata... Ara Celi
Joyce... Kristine Sutherland
Jonathan... Danny Strong
Devon... Jason Hall
Summary:
During a school field trip to the museoum a student disappears and is later found mummyfied and the real mummy is gone. While Buffy and the scoobies have to try to find the mummy that has to suck people's life force to stay alive, she has to look after the exchange student, Ampata that is living in her house. Xander is more than happy to help in keeping company to Ampata but things start to point that his new love interest might be the mummy.
Seducing a girl with twinkies.
Aww... Isn't she cute? No wonder Oz
wanted to know who the eskimo is.
Xander finally finds a girl that isn't out of
his reach and she turns out to be a mummy.
Xander's girlfriend is in desperate need
of a good moisturizer.
Buffy: Have you ever done an exchange program?
Willow: The non-violent approach is probably better here.
Buffy: So, can I go?
Willow: On the other hand, maybe Rodney just stepped out for a smoke.
Devon: Oz, man! What do you think?
Ampata: You are strange.
Ampata: I like you too.
Willow: Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Xander to go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me, or I can just get on with my life.
Cordelia (to Sven): Get punchy. You! Fruit drinky!
Oz: That girl. Who is she?
Sven: I thought this exchange student thing would be a great deal. But look what I got stuck with! "Momento!" "Punchy fruity drinky!" Is Cordelia even from this country?
Buffy: Where's Xander?
Xander: My dad tried to send me to some Armenians once. Does that count?
Buffy: I wasn't gonna use violence. I don't always use violence. Do I?
Xander: The important thing is: you believe that.
Giles: I think not.
Buffy: How come?
Giles: Because you are the Chosen One.
Buffy: Hmm, just this once I'd like to be the Overlooked One.
Giles: Yeah well, I'm afraid that is not an option. You have responsibilities that other girls do not.
Buffy: Oh! I know this one! Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah blah bitty blah, I'm so stuffy, gimme a scone.
Giles (sardonically): It's as if you know me.
Xander: For twenty-one hours?
Willow: It's addictive, you know.
Giles: We'll deal with that when we've ruled out evil curses.
Oz: Of what?
Devon: Cordelia, man!
Oz: She's a wonderland tour.
Devon: You gotta admit, the girl is hot!
Oz: Yeah, she's a hot girl.
Devon: Let me guess, not your type? What does a girl have to do to impress you?
Oz: Well, it involves a feathered boa and a theme to 'A Summer Place'. I can't discuss it here.
Devon: You're too picky, man. Do you know how many girls you could have? You're lead guitar, Oz. It's currency!
Oz: I'm not picky. You're just impressed by any pretty girl that can walk and talk.
Devon: She doesn't have to talk.
Xander: Girls always tell me that... right before they run away.
Xander: Really?
Ampata: Really!
Xander: That's great! Really?
Ampata: Really!
Xander: That's great! You're not a praying mantis, are you?
Buffy: Good for you.
Willow: Well, I didn't choose yet.
Devon: She's an exchange student. I think she's from South America.
Oz: No, not her. The Eskimo.
Willow: He's looking for Ampata.
Buffy: We need to find him. Ampata's the mummy.
Willow: Oh. (with a smile) Good. (then realization hits) Xander!
