An unpleasant surprise.
Teleplay by: Ashley Gable & Thomas A. Swyden.
Marcie... Clea DuVall
Harmony... Mercedes McNab
Principal Snyder... Armin Shimerman
Summary:
Something is attacking students and teachers in school and it seems that what they all have in common is Cordelia. The gang finds out that a invisible girl has a grudge against Cordelia and Buffy ends up babysitting her but everyone around the May Queen is in danger.
Cordelia's first scooby meeting.
Floating scalper ready to do plastic surgery.
Angel comes to the rescue.
Cordelia: I just love springtime. Me and bright spring fashions.
Cordelia: That is such a twinkie defense. Shylock should get over himself. People who think their problems are so huge craze me. Like this time I sort of ran over this girl on her bike. It was the most traumatizing event of my life, and she's trying to make it about her leg! Like my pain meant nothing!
Snyder: Dead? Of course not. What are you, ghouls? There are no dead students here. This week.
Giles: Uh, I'm... uh... it's a bit of a puzzle, really. Um... I've never actually heard of anyone attacked by a lone baseball bat before.
Harmony: Oh Mitch. How is he? Will he be okay?
Cordelia: Buffy, I know we've had our differences with you being so weird and all, and hanging out with these total losers. Ooh! Anyway, despite that, I know you share this feeling that we have for each other... Deep down.
Giles: Vampire in love with the slayer. It's rather poetic... in a maudlin sort of way.
Cordelia's boyfriend Mitch: Spring training.
Cordelia: Me at the end of school dance.
Harmony: The end of school.
Cordelia: Definitely. My favorite time of year. I am, of course, having my dress specially made. Off the rack gives me hives.
Mitch: Lemme guess, blue like your eyes!
Cordelia: My eyes are hazel, Helen Keller.
Xander: Maybe it's a vampire bat. I'm alone with that one, huh?
Cordelia: Well, the doctor says he'll be fine. They're gonna send him home tomorrow. But... you should've seen him lying there. All black and blue? How's he gonna look in our Prom pictures? How am I ever gonna be able to show them to anyone?
Harmony: Well, they can do wonderful things with airbrushes these days.
Cordelia: You think?
Willow: Nausea?
Cordelia: Somebody is after me! They've just tried to kill Mrs. Miller, she was helping me with my homework. And Mitch, and Harmony! This is all about me! ME! ME! ME!
Xander: Wow, for once she's right.
Buffy: So you've come to ME for help?
Cordelia: Because you're always around when all this weird stuff is happening. And I know you're very strong and you've got all those weapons. I was kinda hoping you were in a gang.
